Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.