Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?

(312): View more from Illinois

It's worth it.

(248): View more from Michigan

How worth it?

(312): View more from Illinois

Back door worth it

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up? (312): It's worth it. (248): How worth it? (312): Back door worth it http://tfl.nu/ijuf

Replies (4) Good night (3993) Bad night (1144)
Favorite
(908): View more from New Jersey

what if I'm pregnant?

(848): View more from New Jersey

smusmorshion

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(908): what if I'm pregnant? (848): smusmorshion http://tfl.nu/vksj

Replies (103) Good night (1831) Bad night (2851)
Favorite
(330): View more from Ohio

Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(330): Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper. http://tfl.nu/vs2k

Replies (12) Good night (608) Bad night (2955) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(541): View more from Oregon

I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(541): I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that. http://tfl.nu/itf1

Replies (29) Good night (2308) Bad night (495) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(501): View more from Arkansas

My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(501): My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship. http://tfl.nu/h697

Replies (56) Good night (704) Bad night (4735) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(651): View more from Minnesota

I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(651): I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me...... http://tfl.nu/ywt3

Replies (72) Good night (803) Bad night (4779) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(210): View more from Texas

By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(210): By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE http://tfl.nu/98pz

Replies (32) Good night (8980) Bad night (831) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(707): View more from California

Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(707): Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me. http://tfl.nu/6om9

Replies (14) Good night (3605) Bad night (957) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(714): View more from California

I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(714): I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest. http://tfl.nu/jip9

Replies (28) Good night (1456) Bad night (5874) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(610): I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode http://tfl.nu/uv7a

Replies (29) Good night (7015) Bad night (763) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(314): View more from Missouri

Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(314): Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off http://tfl.nu/sr25

Replies (2) Good night (2050) Bad night (855) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(415): View more from California

I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(415): I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward. http://tfl.nu/lmmj

Replies (6) Good night (1053) Bad night (3352) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(210): View more from Texas

Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(210): Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT. http://tfl.nu/29iu

Replies (17) Good night (4163) Bad night (818) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(810): View more from Michigan

You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(810): You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults http://tfl.nu/ltaq

Replies (3) Good night (1163) Bad night (439) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(703): View more from Virginia

I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(703): I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body http://tfl.nu/blet

Replies (16) Good night (892) Bad night (435) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: