evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis