: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.