Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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