So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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