escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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