Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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