i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
