I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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