if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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