if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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