i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.