I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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