do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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