his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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