This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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