My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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