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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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