their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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