Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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