Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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