Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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