i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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