Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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