Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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