So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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