hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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