Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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