Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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