Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
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I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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