and you said cock pushups were impossible
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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