You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Your cock deserves a montage
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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