ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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