I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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