i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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