Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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