uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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