Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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