You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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