Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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