Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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