Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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