She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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