Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I need a burrito and a hug.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
im on a boat
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