it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
how do flat chested girls get laid?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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