By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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