i just google imaged poop.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
