So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Randomize
