People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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