I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Randomize
