you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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