This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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