I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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