i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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